Pretend I'm an idiot gpt4 turbo

I’ve been a user for a minute now . I heard this gpt 4 turbo was coming out and cant wait to use it . Well I cant ! I guess I ain’t smart enough . Or maybe I’m just no good at hide and seek . Regardless, all the mumbo jumbo turbo API crapt is starting to run all together . Heres a thought an instruction page …one that starts out with a glossary for all them fancy terms you all use . and then a sentence that reads something like this : FOR ALL YOU GPT PLUS PEOPLE FOLLOW THESE STEP BY STEP INSTRUCTIONS TO ACCESS GPT 4 TURBO. I’m tired of reading you can access it by chatgpt open api…that’s fine explain to me HOW! No wander why peeps are scared of this and wont use it. And why in the heck isn’t it just listed under chat gpt3 on the open AI page? you know where it list everything else. Oh and btw I went to support it says the same damn thing. And I’m on a Chromebook just so know

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