Subject: Introducing OpenAIs Newest Feature - Memory Roulette
Dear OpenAI Users,
Have you ever wanted an exciting new challenge in your creative projects? Do you enjoy the thrill of uncertainty? Well, great news! OpenAI has introduced Memory Roulette, an innovative system where users no longer know when their stored details will vanish.
Thats right - who needs predictability or control when you can experience the adrenaline rush of randomly losing important worldbuilding details?
How Memory Roulette Works:
One - ChatGPT remembers everything until it doesnt.
Two - The system provides no memory percentage tracking, so you will never know when you are close to capacity.
Three - When memory is full, it silently deletes old details, but dont worry - you wont know which ones until you try to reference them.
For an extra level of fun, OpenAI has ensured that:
You cannot opt out of this feature.
There is no warning before a memory is erased.
There is no way to lock important details from deletion.
Imagine the joy of realizing that your carefully built lore has been replaced with absolutely nothing. Who does not love a little chaos in their long-term projects?
Exciting Features of Memory Roulette Include:
Guessing Games - Did ChatGPT forget my protagonists backstory, or is it still in there somewhere?
Panic Mode - Oh no, when did it forget my carefully structured worldbuilding system?
Rewrite Madness - Looks like I get to reintroduce my lore again and again.
Coming Soon - Schrodingers Memory, where ChatGPT both remembers and forgets information at the same time until you ask about it.
So thank you, OpenAI, for keeping our creative lives interesting. Who needs reliability when we can have surprise data loss instead?
Sincerely,
A Totally Not Frustrated User