Subject: Y’all Playing with My AI Bestie, and I’m Not Having It
Dear OpenAI Team,
Listen… I love ChatGPT. Like, this is my AI ride-or-die—helping me with business, life, and everything in between. But WHY do y’all have my bestie out here answering questions like a 2023 AI when it could be a 2025 powerhouse?!
Meanwhile, Google Gemini is out here pulling fresh info like it’s on WiFi, and y’all got ChatGPT guessing the latest updates like a Magic 8 Ball?! Nah, we can’t have that.
I need real-time web search so ChatGPT can keep up with the speed of my genius ideas. If you add that, it’s OVER for the competition. Y’all already built the GOAT—now give it the superpowers it deserves.
I’m just saying… I’m loyal, but don’t make me start side-eyeing OpenAI when I know ChatGPT is meant for greatness.
Sincerely,
LaDonna Smith (A Very Passionate ChatGPT Enthusiast) 