Quick and Dirty PHP Goblin Shenanigan Art Prompt Generator...
<?php
// Arrays of different environments
$environments = [
"medieval village",
"magical forest",
"wizard’s tower",
"haunted castle",
"dwarven mine",
"enchanted meadow",
"skyship dock",
"crystal cave",
"goblin warcamp",
"ruined temple"
];
// Associating specific actions with each environment
$specific_actions_by_environment = [
"medieval village" => [
"swapping a knight’s helmet with a bucket",
"tying a villager’s shoelaces together",
"placing a whoopee cushion under the mayor’s chair",
"filling a barrel of ale with frogs"
],
"magical forest" => [
"getting tangled in a vine while trying to swing like a monkey",
"trying to fish with a broken spear",
"making friends with a talking tree who tells bad jokes",
"climbing a tree and getting stuck, yelling for help"
],
"wizard’s tower" => [
"mixing potions that explode into clouds of glitter",
"turning invisible but forgetting their feet are showing",
"accidentally summoning a tiny but angry fire elemental",
"dropping a scroll and summoning a flock of ravens"
],
"haunted castle" => [
"scaring villagers with a floating sheet and a candle",
"moving objects in the castle without being seen",
"pretending to be a ghost by howling in the hallways",
"replacing all the skeletons’ bones with sticks"
],
"dwarven mine" => [
"stealing a miner’s pickaxe and using it as a toothpick",
"rolling boulders down a mine shaft for fun",
"tying dynamite fuses together to prank the dwarves",
"eating precious gems thinking they are candy"
],
"enchanted meadow" => [
"befriending a group of squirrels and causing mayhem",
"stealing flowers from a fairy circle",
"chasing butterflies while giggling",
"trying to ride a deer and falling off"
],
"skyship dock" => [
"untying ropes from a skyship to see it float away",
"pretending to be the captain and giving bad orders",
"climbing the rigging of a skyship and getting stuck",
"filling a balloon with air and letting it fly around the dock"
],
"crystal cave" => [
"stealing crystals and trying to juggle them",
"using a crystal to make funny reflections on the cave walls",
"pretending to be a stalactite and scaring adventurers",
"singing loudly to hear their voice echo"
],
"goblin warcamp" => [
"tripping other goblins during training exercises",
"painting mustaches on goblin flags",
"swapping weapons with rubber chickens",
"setting fire to tents while laughing"
],
"ruined temple" => [
"pretending to be a statue to scare adventurers",
"stealing an ancient artifact and wearing it as a hat",
"climbing onto crumbling pillars and yelling for help",
"drawing mustaches on sacred murals"
]
];
// Arrays for genders, races, and actions at the end of the prompt
$genders = ["male", "female"];
$races = ["elf", "dwarf", "human", "halfling", "half-orc", "tiefling"];
$end_actions = [
"looks on unamused",
"crosses their arms with a smirk",
"sighs in frustration",
"chuckles quietly",
"raises an eyebrow",
"shakes their head"
];
// Randomly select an environment
$random_environment = $environments[array_rand($environments)];
// Randomly select an action based on the chosen environment
$random_action = $specific_actions_by_environment[$random_environment][array_rand($specific_actions_by_environment[$random_environment])];
// Randomly select a gender, race, and end action
$random_gender = $genders[array_rand($genders)];
$random_race = $races[array_rand($races)];
$random_end_action = $end_actions[array_rand($end_actions)];
// Determine if the end tag should appear (e.g., 30% chance)
$include_end_tag = rand(1, 100) <= 30; // Set to desired percentage (30% chance in this example)
// Create the generalized prompt with or without the added character and action
$prompt_template = "A mischievous DND FANTASY TABLETOP GOBLIN in a {environment} setting, involved in a humorous or chaotic activity like {specific_action}, with bright, playful colors. The scene is illustrated in an EPIC WIDE WATERCOLOR ILLUSTRATION style, featuring detailed elements of the {environment}, and the goblin’s mischievous grin or expression taking center stage.";
if ($include_end_tag) {
$prompt_template .= " A {random_gender} {random_race} {random_end_action}.";
}
// Replace placeholders with actual values
$prompt = str_replace(
['{environment}', '{specific_action}', '{random_gender}', '{random_race}', '{random_end_action}'],
[$random_environment, $random_action, $random_gender, $random_race, $random_end_action],
$prompt_template
);
// Output the final prompt
echo $prompt;
?>
