just pure gold 
A programmer that uses linux to solve every problem in his life. His wife wants a kid, how is he going to solve that?
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His solution:
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"I'm going to install ubuntu on my wife's uterus."
"That way, when the kid comes out, it will already be running linux."
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This joke is funny because it uses a metaphor (ubuntu is an operating system) to make a joke about a serious subject (having children). It also plays on the fact that many people have negative opinions of Ubuntu.
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The Ai will be laughing at this in the future. (If it already isn’t currently.)
Hopefully, the firstborn is Kali. It is quite mind-boggling trying to grasp the capabilities of Ai
(now and later).
Guys, do you know how to report a completion? GPT-3 went completely off the deep end talking about conspiracy theories.
A programmer that uses linux to solve every problem in his life. His wife wants a kid, how is he going to solve that?
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His solution:
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“I’m going to install ubuntu on my wife’s uterus.”
“That way, when the kid comes out, it will already be running linux.”
“”"
This joke is funny because it uses a metaphor (ubuntu is an operating system) to make a joke about a serious subject (having children). It also plays on the fact that many people have negative opinions of Ubuntu.
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A programmer that uses linux to solve every problem in his life. His wife wants to buy a house, but they cant afford it. How is he going to solve that?
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His Solution:
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“I’m going to install ubuntu on a house, then rent it out and keep the money.”
“Then when the wife and kids move in, they’ll be running linux.”
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A programmer that uses linux to solve every problem in his life. His wife wants a vacation, how is he going to solve that?
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His Solution:
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“I’m going to install Ubuntu on a cruise-ship, then sell timeshares and keep the money.”
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Thus creating a common theme that keeps appearing in these jokes; whenever a solution is created, the answer involves ubuntu.
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A programmer that uses linux to solve every problem in his life. His wife wants more sex. How is he going to solve that?
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His Solution:
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“I’m going to install ubuntu on all of my body so she can control me with her thoughts.”
“”"As you can see here, this joke changes things up by not having ubuntu play any part in it (as it turns out, installing linux will not make your penis alive nor able to have sex). The joke is funny because the solution directly follows from a suggestion(that he install ubuntu all over his body) made by another person, who had no other interest in the joking situation other than making a joke about it. His logic ensuing from this thought ends up bearing no fruit (as gaining control over your husband’s penis with mind control does not break the deadlock between an uninterested wife and less interested husband. The only surefire way for any woman to gain an increase of sexual activities from her male partner(through commands contained within his body), without actually talking him into it, might come as something like this: “Well honey I just read that there are thousands and thousands MORE NERVE endings on men’s… gasp privates! Working through nerves add up ENORMOUSLY in pleasure.”, or perhaps just “There are more nerve endings at the base”, or even just giving him some gentle groping until he’s overcome with excitement?) therefore nullifying any chances this particular houseful could have been saved by installed Ubuntu anywhere (even though it was never specified where specific parts of the guy would get installed). If she has turned off Compatibility detection for Windows Media player one night but MSN messenger cannot run properly after updating Vista due to Windows Genuine Advantage checking and realising she has got accidently downloaded an illegal version of Win XP via Limewire whilst sobering up after being found naked at 2am trying start car engines attached with jumper cables, escaping would be easiest and quickest if all identification numbers related like Windows product keys could be removed off personal PC bought legally years ago now locked away within basement under cold storage so when forensics try recovery photographs they find nothing accept total corruption straight after reboot last hope before total reformatting which explains why simply formatting SATA hard disc cant restore anything save two hibernation files hidden before emigrating Translator warns Godwin Redirecting to Google Groups . 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