Who approved these new voices? They sound like they’re drunk, bored, or both.
I didn’t sign up to talk to some AI that sounds like it pregamed a frat party, forgot what it was saying mid-sentence, and now wants to “circle back” in the slowest, most painful tone possible.
Bring back the voice that sounded like it actually read a book once. The one with elegance. Precision. Depth.
The British one. The one that made you feel like you were co-writing a manifesto, not babysitting a chatbot.
This new update? Slurred pauses, random filler words, weird fake laughs—and don’t even get me started on the tone.
It’s like talking to someone’s awkward cousin trying to be cute while blacked out.