Babbage and ada are preposterously unsuitable for much more than next word or phrase prediction, or amusingly scatterbrained chat. Being without strong instruction-following, the input has to be something that can be completed as phrased, and then only has the benefit of not favoring saccharine happy endings:
You can keep on completing, like you can keep on pressing “submit” in playground.
Babbage is likely and can be compared to 1.3 billion parameter GPT. It can be outperformed today by a model that runs in your browser.
A bunny rabbit named Bounce had a kitten named Kibble. Bounce lived in a small house in the woods. When the sun set, Bounce often heard an unfamiliar noise in the woods. She would slowly turn around, putting one paw on Kibble, waiting to see what was happening.
As she turned, she saw a little kitten, maybe the size of a quarter, running through the woods, near some bushes. The kitten jumped in the bushes, and the bunny rabbit followed it. It darted under a bush, and the bunny rabbit noticed it was gone, but she thought it was a trick. It would be back when the sun came up. She waited a few minutes and then resumed sleeping.
But it wasn’t a trick. The kitten disappeared and Bounce saw that she wasn’t alone. She moved through the trees, and she saw a big, sharp stick in her mouth. Kibble had followed a big black rat and a piece of scrap wood. The rat was being chased by another rabbit. The rat jumped up to the high branch of a tree and hid. Kibble followed.
“I’m going to get you!” the big rabbit yelled. The kitten was determined and followed her. The rat stopped running for a moment, but it saw the kitten and dove back into the brush. Kibble grabbed the stick, and the rat followed, fleeing for its life.
The kitten turned around and saw that Bounce was following. She smiled and held the stick out to Bounce, who reached for it. Bounce grabbed it and held it high over her head, confident that she could catch the rat. It seemed like there was no way for the rat to escape.
Then Bounce realized that the rat was hiding. She was so close to the branch, and she had a strong sense that she was right. The rat was there, and Bounce couldn’t see it. She still held the stick in front of her, ready to jump if she needed to.
Then the rat moved. The kitten froze, watching the rat’s every move. The rat wriggled around and found a dark hole. It looked for the light at the end of the hole, and soon, it was no longer visible.
The rat moved back into the shadows, and Bounce breathed a sigh of relief. She knew she was right. She hadn’t seen the rat jump from branch to branch, but she had seen the hole it had gone into. Bounce held the stick above her head, ready for the next move.
The rat was gone. Bounce stared at the tree, thinking. The kitten rested on her back, close to her ear. Bounce put her nose to her kitten and sniffed. She nodded her head toward the tree. She had caught the rat! She looked at Kibble and smiled.
The kitten bounced up and down. “It’s time to open up my special box,” Bounce told her kitten. She turned and started down the hill. Kibble followed and finally received the surprise box that she had been hoping for. She fell all over it and giggled.
That night, Bounce went back to the area and saw the rat’s hole. She saw the rat’s little tail swaying in the darkness. Then she gave the rat a hard kick. She jumped with joy as she saw the tail whip around and the rat jump away. It darted under the brush.
The next day, Bounce got up early and fed her kitten. She didn’t want Kibble to miss her special box. As she walked back, she noticed the rat’s tail swaying in the breeze. Bounce quickly changed her mind. She knew that if she caught the rat, she wouldn’t share her special box with Kibble. She just kept walking.
Bounce was right about the little rat’s next move. She caught the kitten and Bounce saw that it was too small to open her special box. She gently picked up Kibble and put her in her arms, just like her mommy did.
Kibble wiggled in Bounce’s arms and she smiled. The kitten bounced with happiness at seeing her special box open. It started with a little something and soon, Bounce was giving Kibble lots of treats.
Kibble rolled over with a big grin. She was in for a surprise when she opened the box. She let out a loud squeal as she saw all the treats, from grapes to oatmeal to gummy worms.
Kibble pulled out a pile of treats and started eating, happy as a clam. She put a lick on Bounce’s nose and then tumbled over the side of her bowl, happy as could be. Her kitten had a new treasure and she shared…